She is white, slim, blonde and awkward. She is from the East Coast. She loves snowboarding, dogs, Pac Man, pinball and Orange is the New Black. Her favorite band is Alt-J, but Passionpit is distinctly preferred during rainy days. She’s in her late 20s. She loves Starbucks (half caf / burnt soy / no whip)…

I have an unnatural obsession with socioeconomics, so much so that a lot of my personal interactions are seen as callus, cold and unfeeling. Granted, I’m not an economist, although I wish I thought about it when I went attended college and I’m not some unfeeling troll that delights in the tears of the average…